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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Can someone with ADHD describe the feeling of paralysis and how it affects them?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

China extracts critical mineral rubidium from brine for first time - South China Morning Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What should we make of Taiwan's move to erase the category "Han" from its official information page?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

AI Cracks Mars Mystery: 500,000 Streaks Solved Without a Drop of Water - SciTechDaily

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

The Biggest Pros And Cons Of Dodge's Hemi Engine - Jalopnik

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Apollo astronauts discovered the moon is covered in tiny orange glass beads. Now we finally know why. - Live Science

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Mountaineers Walk Off Kentucky in NCAA Opener - West Virginia University Athletics

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Sky's Courtney Vandersloot tears right ACL, will miss rest of season after leaving loss to Fever early - Yahoo Sports

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

For the Best Fat-Burning Exercises, Slow and Sustainable Wins the Abs Race - GQ

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Sir Keir Starmer announces national inquiry into grooming gangs - BBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

$10,000 2-year CD accounts: Here's why they're worth opening now - CBS News